You Suck[失败人生 (小说)]

Beingundeadsucks.Literally.JustaskC.ThomasFlood.Wakingupafterafantasticnightunlikeanythinghe'severexperienced,hediscoversthathisgirlfriend,Jody,isavampire.Andsurprise!Nowhe'sone,too.Forsomecouples,thewholebiting-and-bloodthingwouldhavebeenadealbreaker.ButTommyandJodyareinlove,andtheyvowtoworkthroughtheirissues.ButwordhasitthatthevampirewhoinitiallynibbledonJodywasn'tsupposedtoberecruiting.Evenworse,Tommy'serstwhileturkey-bowlingpalsareouttogethim,attheurgingofablue-dyedLasVegascallgirlnamed(duh)Blue.Andthatreallysucks.