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WHENMILTONANDMarloFausterdieinamarshmallowbearexplosion，theygetsentstraighttoHeck，anotherworldlyreformschool.Miltoncanunderstandwhyhiskleptomaniacsisterishere，butMiltonis—orwas—amodelcitizen.Hasamistakebeenmade?NotaccordingtoBea“Elsa”Bubb，thePrincipalofDarkness.Shedoesn’tmakemistakes.ShepersonallyseestoitthatHeck—whetheritbehome-ecclasswithLizzieBorden，ethicswithRichardNixon，orgymwithBlackbeardthePirate—isespecially，well，heckishfortheFausters.WillMiltonandMarlofindawaytoescape?Oraretheystuckhereforalleternity，oruntiltheyturn18，whichevercomesfirst?
作者简介
DaleE.Basyehaswrittenstories,essays,andreviewsformanypublicationsandorganizations.Hewasafilmcritic,winningseveralnationaljournalismawards,andthepublisherofanartsandentertainmentnewspapercalledTonic.DaleE.Basyeoncejumpedoutofaplaneforastory(astoryaboutjumpingoutofaplane).Luckily,he’sneverwrittenaboutbrainsurgery.Here’swhatDalehastosayabouthisfirstbook:“Thereisatimethatchafesagainstchildhoodandadulthood,leavingarashthatneverquitegoesaway.Sometimesititchesuncontrollably,andnoonecanseeit.It’slikewhenyouwearswimtrunksfortoolongoutofthepool.Heckislikethat.And,nomatterwhatanyonetellsyou,Heckisreal.Thisstoryisreal.Orasrealasanythinglikethiscanbe.”DaleE.BasyelivesinPortland,Oregonaspartofthecriminalwitnessrelocationprogram,whereheliveseverydayinfearthathewillbediscovered...oh,poop.Tofindoutmore,visitwherethebadkidsgo.comandDale'sblogatwherethebadkidsgo.wordpress.com.
