Bossypants

Onceinagenerationawomancomesalongwhochangeseverything.TinaFeyisnotthatwoman,butshemetthatwomanonceandactedweirdaroundher.Before30Rock,MeanGirlsand'SarahPalin',TinaFeywasjustayounggirlwithadream:arecurringstressdreamthatshewasbeingchasedthroughalocalairportbyhermiddle-schoolgymteacher.ShealsohadadreamthatonedayshewouldbeacomedianonTV.Shehasseenboththesedreamscometrue.Atlast,TinaFey'sstorycanbetold.FromheryouthfuldaysasaviciousnerdtohertourofdutyonSaturdayNightLive;fromherpassionatelyhalfheartedpursuitofphysicalbeautytoherlifeasamothereatingthingsoffthefloor;fromherone-sidedcollegeromancetohernearlyfatalhoneymoon--fromthebeginningofthisparagraphtothisfinalsentence.TinaFeyrevealsall,andproveswhatwe'veallsuspected:you'renooneuntilsomeonecallsyoubossy.--Thistextreferstoanoutofprintorunavailableeditionofthistitle.