DSI-Date Scene Investigation

Warning:Nameshavebeenchangedtoprotectthebrokenhearted.Someoneyouknowisstuckinadead-endrelationship.Perhapsthatsomeoneisyou.Haveyoubeenreadyourrights?Inthishilariousandhelpfulhandbook，best-sellingauthorIanKernerintroducesustotheDSIteam，atop-secretunitwithintheFBI(that'stheFederalBureauofIntimacy)whosesolemissionistoinvestigatedatingdilemmasandequipyouwiththeskillsyouneedsoyou'reneveragainadatingvictim.Throughhumorousandengagingcasestudies，you'llreadaboutboyfriendswhomightbegay，gamerswhowon'tstepuptotheplate，andwimpswhowon'tgodownforthecount.You'llmeetDatingDUPEs(DesperatelyUnderPressuretoEvaluate)andtheirantagonisticARSEs(Anti-RelationshipSuspectExaminees).You'llgainunprecedentedaccesstopreviouslyclassifiedrelationshiprapsheets:detailedreportsthatrevealinterpersonalinfractions，matingmisdemeanors，andflirtatiousfelonies.You'llboldlygowherenocivilianhasgonebeforeasweapplythelatestforensictoolstodeciphercomplexdatingdata:FromtestingforSPARK(SexualPotentialandRomanticKinship)，toconsultingwithundercoveragentsintheMBU(MissingBoyfriendsUnit)，Kernerventuresabovethelawandbeneaththecovers.YouhavetherightNOTtoremainsilent!