Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

ANewYorkTimes#1bestseller-ChelseaHandler'shilariousnewcollectionoftrue-lifestoriesChelseaHandlerisawomanonamission.She’ssmart,sassyandnotafraidtospeakhermind.FromanearlyageChelseaknewexactlywhatshewantedandeveninthetrickiestofsituations,she’sneveronetopassupanopportunity.Likethetimesheconvincedherthird-gradeclassshewasshootingmovieswithGoldieHawnonlocationintheGalapagosjusttogetthemtolikeher,orwhenshespentthenightinawomen’sprison,contemplatinganaffairwiththeinmatewhokilledherownsister.Chelseaitseems,hasdoneitall,andawholelotmore...AnymishapsalongthewayjustspurChelseaonfurther.Whethersheisbeingdry-humpedbyasumomasseur,dumpedbyherBigRedexperimentorkickedoutofaLondonrestaurantwithherpantsdown,Chelseaisalwaysarmedwithanunshakeabledisregardforrulesandisincapableofleadingaquietlife.AreYouThereVodka?It’sMe,Chelseaisanentertainingmemoir-in-storiesthatwillhaveyourollingaroundwithlaughter.