Con Ed

KipLargowasoncetheworld'sgreatestconman.Thenhegotbusted.Andspenteightyearsinjail.Andlosthisfamily.Andlosteverythingexcepthiscrummyapartmentandsenseofhumor.Nowhespendshisdaysworkingatathird-ratedrycleanerandmaintainingafourth-ratewebsite.Buthey,it'sanhonestliving.ThenonedayhemeetsLaurenNapier,beautifulwifeofbillionaireEdNapier.Lauren'sgotaproblem.ShewantstoleaveEd,butdoesn'tgetsquatinadivorce.ShewantsKiptostealthemoney.Shewantstopayhimhandsomelyforhisservices.Kip'smanythings,butdumbisn'toneofthem.Heknowsthatwhenabeautifulwomanwantssomethingfromyou,theonlythingyou'regonnagetinreturnistrouble.Sohemakesthesmartchoiceandwalksaway.Butthenthingsgetcomplicated.Kipcomeshomeonedaytofindhissononhiscouch.Kiphasn'tseenhissoninyears.Guesswhat'HissonowesmoneytotheRussianMob.Kipcan'tsayhesawthatcoming.Andhissonisshort,well,thewholeamount.Kip'smonthlygrossfromthewebsitegenerallytopsoutattwelvebucks.AndsuddenlyLauren'sproposalisn'tlookinghalfbad.ThisisKip'schancetostartover,tosavehisson,toaffordabrandnewlife.ButKipsknowsthatinanyheistthingsnevergoasplanned,andifyoudon'timproviseyou'llbecaughtfasterthanaone-leggedbankrobber.ButsuddenlyKipdoesn'tknowwho'sconningwho'andifhedoesn'tfigureitout,hislifecouldbetheultimatefailedcon.