The Da Vinci Code

Wherethere'saCODEthere'saCOD...Inthenotsodistantpast,amanhadaVeryCunningTheorywhichhewrotedowninabook,anditprovedtobeverypopularindeed.Intheverydistantpast,amanwasbornwhohadawife,whohadachild,whogrewupandhadchildreninturn,andsotherewasabloodlinestretchingtotoday.AndLeonardodaVinciknewallaboutitandrecordeditinapaintingforeveryonetosee,despitelotsofBadPeopletryingtocoverupthewholething.AndthemanwiththeVeryCunningTheoryfiguredallthisoutfromlotsofcluesandpicturesthatLeonardodaVincihadcunninglyconcealed,andthenpublisheditforeveryonetosee.ButthenitturnedoutthatthisVeryCunningTheorywasNotSoCunningAfterAllbecauseitwasn'ttrue.Notevenremotely.Notevenatinybitlikely.Whichiswherethisbookcomesin.BecauseitturnsoutthatalthoughLeonardodaVincididn'tknowanythingatallaboutaholybloodlineextendingtothepresentday,heknewaverygreatdealindeedaboutwhatcodreallyare,andthatsinisterknowledgeisonlynowcomingtolight...FishclaimerThisbookhasnotbeenauthorizedorendorsedbyDanBrownorhispublishers,butitismuch,muchfunnier.