A Call for a New Alphabet

Xistiredofbeingatthebackofeveryalphabetbook.Xistiredonbeingunder-used.Exasperated,Xcallsforachangeinalphabeticalorder.ButafteracrazydreaminwhichhelearnssomeexceptionalEnglishgrammarrules,Xdecideshelikeshisalphabeticalplacementafterall.Ahybridofpicturebookandgraphicnovel,ACallforaNewAlphabethumorouslyintroducesreaderstotheconceptsofpluralwords,sighwords,silentletters,andotheridiosyncrasiesoftheEnglishlanguage.