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"Hi,I'mtheguywhoreadsyoure-mail,andalso,Iloveyou..."BethFremontandJenniferScribner-Snyderknowthatsomebodyismonitoringtheirworke-mail.(Everybodyinthenewsroomknows.It'scompanypolicy.)Buttheycan'tquitebringthemselvestotakeitseriously.Theygoonsendingeachotherendlessandendlesslyhilariouse-mails,discussingeveryaspectoftheirpersonallives.Meanwhile,LincolnO'Neillcan'tbelievethisishisjobnow-readingotherpeople'se-mail.Whenheappliedtobe"internetsecurityofficer,"hepicturedhimselfbuildingfirewallsandcrushinghackers-notwritingupareporteverytimeasportsreporterforwardsadirtyjoke.WhenLincolncomesacrossBeth'sandJennifer'smessages,heknowsheshouldturnthemin.Buthecan'thelpbeingentertained-andcaptivated-bytheirstories.BythetimeLincolnrealizeshe'sfallingforBeth,it'swaytoolatetointroducehimself.Whatwouldhesay...?