Penguin Problems

Apenguinlevelswithhumanreadersaboutwhatpenguinlifeisreallylike—anditisn’tallfunandgames.AhilariousfirstcollaborationfromJoryJohn(IWillChompYou!andQuitCallingMeaMonster!)andLaneSmith(TheStinkyCheeseManandOtherFairlyStupidTales). HaveyoueverconsideredrunningawaytoAntarctica?Ofcourseyouhave!Becauseit’salandfreeofworriesandresponsibilities!Allofyourproblemswillsurelybeblownawaybytheicywindsofthatlawlessparadise!...Won’tthey? Thinkagain,myfriend.Thispenguinhascometotellyouthathislifedownthereisnomoreapicnicthanyoursishere.Forstarters,itisFREEZING.Also,penguinshaveatonofnaturalpredators.Plus,canyouimaginetryingtofindyourmominabigol’crowdofidenticalpenguins?No,thankyou. Yes,itseemsthereisnoescapingthedrudgeryofyourdailygrind,whateveritmightbe.Orperhapswe’vejustlearnedthatgrumpsareeverywhere.... JoryJohnandLaneSmithletusdecide.Thisbookissuretoticklekids’funnybonesandwillelicitappreciativesighsfromtheadultsreadingitaloud.,