Bite Me LP: A Love Story

ThecityofSanFranciscoisbeingstalkedbyahugeshavedvampyrecatnamedChet,andonlyI,AbbyNormal,emergencyback-upmistressofthegreatBayAreanight,andmymangahairedlovemonkey,FooDog,standbetweentheravenousmonsterandabloodymassacreofthegeneralpublic.Whoa.Andthisisalovestory?Yup.See,whilesomeloverswereborntorun,JodyandTommywereborntobite.Well,reborn,thatis,nowthatthey'revampires.Goodthingtheirsisanundyinglove,sincethey'reimprisonedinabronzestatue.TheirGothGirlFriday,AbbyNormal,wantstobeabloodsuckingfiend,too,butrightnowshe'sreallybusywithotherstufflikeChet,who'sgettingbiggerandsmarter—andthirstier—bytheminute.Beforeyoucansay"OMG!WTF?"TommyandJodyaresprungfromcaptivity,andjoinforceswithAbbyandtheentirecrewtohuntbigcatandsavethecity.Andthat'swhenthefunreallybegins.